Teddy Bear

Theo: I could tell people I am 16 and they would believe me.
Me: Well, maybe 14, but I don't know about 16.
Theo: Yes, mom, I could tell them I am 21 and they would believe me!
Me: Theo, you do look older than 12, but you don't look that old.
Theo: Yes mom. I do. (brief pause) Mom, do you have Teddy Bear?
Me: A Teddy Bear?
Theo: Yes. May I have a Teddy Bear for my bed?
Me: Yes Theo. I think we can get you a Teddy Bear. (smirk in my head)